Piers Moron: Poised To Be An Even Bigger Smug Git Than Ever Before
The former Daily Mirror editor, Piers Moron is reportedly poised to replace veteran talk-show host Larry King on US news channel CNN. By all accounts Moron has signed a £5.5m, four-year deal with CNN to replace King. This follows reports in the US media yesterday that NBC had agreed to share the irritating bore with CNN. Moran … Continue reading
Swine Flu Pandemics First Hollywood Celebrity
Victoria Beckham denies her pig like nose is due to the recent Swine Fever flu hitting the globe. American authorities are unsure if this is true and so are waiting on facial experts to confirm one way or the other.
Peer reveals ‘cello scrotum’ hoax
A top doctor has admitted her part in hoodwinking a leading medical journal after inventing a medical condition called “cello scrotum”. However reports coming out of Hollywood show that a well known celebrity has suffered from a similar condition since birth. It is not clear if the actor has ever played the cello but it … Continue reading
Celebrity Adoption Special Report
The current trend for Hollywood celebrities to adopt underprivileged children continues to spiral out of control. Last night Britney Spears announced that she is seeking to adopt. After the uproar of Madonna adopting a Humpa Lumpa and Paris Hilton, adopting a right old strop due to no one picking up on her trend of keeping … Continue reading
Anger over star’s quake remarks
Actress Sharon Stone has sparked criticism in China after claiming the recent earthquake could have been the result of bad “karma”. The US star, speaking at the Cannes Film Festival, linked the recent disaster to Beijing’s policy on Tibet. Hollywood insiders are asking if this could also be the reason for her own bad choice … Continue reading
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