Fertility Treatment Goes Wrong For Couple In Belfast
A woman who was admitted to the Ulster Hospital, Dundonald, Belfast to undergo fertility treatment was shocked to find that instead of the IVF treatment as promised she in fact received UVF treatment. The patient who wishes to remain anonymous for personal reasons stated her initial reaction was shock. However, she has confirmed that she … Continue reading
Deadly Inflictions Suffer Under Hospital Restrictions
For some time now hospitals have for want of a better word, dumbed down their cleaning/hygiene policy for the much cheaper practice of disregard and neglect. This cheaper policy has created a hygiene pool of tissue wasting bugs that have killed countless thousands across the country. A hospital in the South of the country has … Continue reading
Mr. T Brought Boy Out Of Coma
Don’t you just love it when a plan comes together?
Police Wrong Footed In Hospital Gun Incident.
A hospital in America was locked down when armed police searched the building after a member of the public reported that a man had walked into the building with a deadly assault rifle.The ‘assault rifle’ turned out to be a prosthetic leg though police have not confirmed what caliber of leg it may have been. … Continue reading
Worker Caught Having Sex With Henry Hoover
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital’s staff canteen. A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the … Continue reading
Singer Spears In Sunglasses Scare
Britney Spears has been taken to hospital by ambulance from her home in Los Angeles, police say. Miss Spears who has been in the news on and off since her split with her former husband has been in the news yet again. Dr Victor Spode at LAX Hospital confirmed to waiting press that Miss Spears … Continue reading
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