Government Refuses To Turn Up For Work Unless Labour Party Removed from Opposition Benches First
The Nation was shocked yesterday when the government asked that an amendment to the normal procedure for Prime Ministers question time be made. It would appear that the Coalition Government are refusing to attend the House of Commons during Prime Ministers Question Time unless the entire opposition are removed first. In a week of the … Continue reading
Minister in Sex Expenses Exposure
A Labour Cabinet Minister has confirmed that he will repay £22,300 in allowances following media revelations about his secret liaisons with prostitutes.The Labour MP said he had kept to the rules but stories about how much he claimed back on whips, baby oil, love toy’s and fundoms as expenses had caused a “massive blow” to … Continue reading
Brown pledge to tackle stabbings
Gordon Brown yesterday pledged to cut the recent spate of stabbings in the London area in a press call. However, it was quickly explained to Mr Brown the stabbings referred to the murder of teenagers on the streets of the capital and not the persistent back stabbings he has endured within his own party in … Continue reading
Cameron In Another Bike Ride Fiasco
Recently the Conservative Leader, David Cameron gave a red faced apology for riding his bike the wrong way down a one way street whilst on his way to the House of Commons. It would appear however that this is not the first time Mr Cameron’s riding skills have been called into question. News has reached … Continue reading
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