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The Global News Terrorists At The Movies

Posted by GregB on November 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he eat six or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a £1.80 Magnum, the creamiest ice cream in the world, and would blow your mind with one lick, you’ve got to ask … Continue reading →

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Ice Cream Cone Man Arrested

Posted by GregB on June 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

An ice cream man is being questioned by the police after a spate of persistent cold selling. Mr Tony O’Brien from Pinner, London was arrested on Tuesday evening and remanded in jail following further enquiries by the police. Mr O’Brien’s solicitor confirmed that his client denies all allegations. The Metropolitan Police are looking to see … Continue reading →

Category cold selling, ice cream, laws, london, metropolitan police, police