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Somali Gunmen ‘Renounce Piracy’

Posted by GregB on May 25, 2009 · 1 Comment

Around 200 Somali pirates are reported to have renounced piracy at a meeting in northern Somalia. Members of the group met local leaders and Somali expatriates in Eyl, in the autonomous region of Puntland, and promised to halt their activities. The group took the opportunity to confirm that they will now concentrate on their plans … Continue reading →

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Drug Cartels In Global Crisis

Posted by GregB on May 12, 2009 · 3 Comments

Mexican Drug Cartels have spoken out about the announcement that the world cocaine market is “in retreat”. The usually waring cartels have formed a coalition and announced that due to the current global economic crisis they are seeking financial help to keep their collective franchises in business. Eduardo Calima the designated spokesperson for the coalition … Continue reading →

Category cocaine market, drugs mexican cartels, imf, soca