US Army To Pull Out Of Iraq But One Platoon May Have To Fight On A Little Longer
US Military confirms that a full withdrawal from Iraq is imminent. After 5 years of often intense fighting it looks like a withdrawal will happen sooner rather than later. The current conflict has entered an important stage, Pentagon sources have confirmed. However, it has come to light that after a mix up with military orders … Continue reading
Prince Harry In Fake Photo Scandal
Reports are coming through that a photograph showing Prince Harry in action in Afghanistan is a fake. One major television network is claiming that Prince Harry never set foot in Afghanistan and the picture has been retouched to look like he was serving there. One photographic expert said, “ If you look at the reflection … Continue reading
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Boris Under Attack After Stolen Moustache In Iraq
Boris Johnson has hit the news again after it was stated in the daily Broadsheets that he confessed to stealing a souvenir from Iraq. Mr Johnson admitted that in 2003 he had lifted the souvenir whilst in Iraq at the time. Boris was less than happy to receive a letter form the Metropolitan Police asking … Continue reading
Readers Letter:
Is it me or have roads been getting worse lately. I used to enjoy going for a nice drive with my friends at the weekends. Of late there just seems to be too many dangerous vehicles on the roads. Lt. Armstrong, Basra , Iraq Natashia Kaplinski you would wouldn’t you? Remove all the makeup that … Continue reading
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