Kemp In Drugs Protest

A group of unidentifiable people held a silent protest waving banners calling for the ” Legalization of Kemp” in London yesterday. A flurry of press and television attention quickly encircled the home of Actor Ross Kemp near Sheppard’s Bush. The actor formerly of the BBC’s, Eastenders television programme was flummoxed by the sudden media attention. … Continue reading

London Ignites More Than An Olympic Torch

London ignites more than an Olympic Torch today as protesters against China’s human rights record in Tibet show their opposition each step of the way around London. Former Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq has spoken of her shock after a protester tried to snatch the torch from her during the Olympic relay. When asked what … Continue reading

The Olympic Torch Is Due To Arrive In London

Conspiracy Theorists See Signs Everywhere

News has hit the front desk that last weeks fly pass by the Red Arrows over the London skyline gave Diana conspiracy theorists something to talk about. Mr Al Fayed was not available for comment but our exclusive photograph does appear to spell out a hidden message.

Cameron In Another Bike Ride Fiasco

Recently the Conservative Leader, David Cameron gave a red faced apology for riding his bike the wrong way down a one way street whilst on his way to the House of Commons. It would appear however that this is not the first time Mr Cameron’s riding skills have been called into question. News has reached … Continue reading

Heather Mills Has Been Awarded £24.3m

Heather Mills has been awarded £24.3m in her divorce settlement with estranged husband Sir Paul McCartney. Miss Mills who sacked her solicitor and decided to fight her corner herself has been awarded a windfall from Sir Paul in court. “Let no one say I have to lean on anyone when standing up and fighting for … Continue reading

Palace Denies Queen Uses Corgi’s To Clean Palace Floors

Jacqui Smith unveils timetable for revised ID card plan

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith shows off her new ID Card. The Home Secretary has stated in the press this morning that she believes the new controversial ID Cards are a step in the right direction. She mussed over the professional quality the photo image gives and feels that in no way would any master forger … Continue reading

Down On The Farm

Winnie the pig joins farmers outside Downing St, London. Pig Farmers gathered to protest against supermarket price rises on pork products.

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