Devil Speaks Out At Inconsistency Of Jesus Media Coverage With His Own

The devil came out in the press today to denounce the continuous publicity his arch enemy Jesus has been getting in the news. The Devil AKA Old Nick and Beelzebub, bemoaned the fact that Jesus has been reported in the last few months as appearing on a cushion, crisp, toast and lately a chunky Kit-Kat. … Continue reading

Hairy Nude Madonna Photo Goes For $37,500 at Auction

Madonna and Guy To Split

Guy Ritchie may look like a new member of the X-Men but alas he is no longer to be seen on the arm of Pop Diva Madonna. By all accounts the aging Diva is soon to look for another husband perhaps a Malawi father for her adopted Malawi child would be the next trophy to … Continue reading

Happy 50th Birthday Madonna

A youthful looking Madge reaches a respectable 50 years of age today. The singing Diva has denied she has been asking her close circle of friends to say she is only 36 years of age. Either way we feel she is looking better and better every year.

Madonna In New Adoption Row.

Madonna has denied rumours that she has tried to adopt yet again under controversial circumstances. The aging Diva has attempted to scotch rumours that she has tried to adopt Jimmy Krankie from the comedy duo the Krankies. We caught up with the songstress outside her London home and asked her to come clean over the … Continue reading

Celebrity Adoption Special Report

The current trend for Hollywood celebrities to adopt underprivileged children continues to spiral out of control. Last night Britney Spears announced that she is seeking to adopt. After the uproar of Madonna adopting a Humpa Lumpa and Paris Hilton, adopting a right old strop due to no one picking up on her trend of keeping … Continue reading

Malawi approves Madonna adoption

Malawi has confirmed that it has now officially adopted Pop Star Madonna. The singing Diva was unfortunately not available for comment last night when news broke just after midnight. Justice Andrew Nyirenda said he was satisfied Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie were “perfect for the country”. President Bingu Wa Mutharika confirmed, “I am looking forward … Continue reading

Paris Hilton In Adoption Sit-In

The trend in Hollywood of late has been to adopt children from under privilege countries. Previous years trends has been as we are all aware to have a miniature dog as a fashion item. Paris Hilton who is known in America for her love of trend setting denounced the move in the press yesterday after … Continue reading

The New Face Of Camilla Is Pop Star

After the long wait it has been announced that Madonna has been declared the new face of Camilla Parker Bowles Beauty Products (c). The ageless songstress who is nearing her 50th birthday this year puts her youthful looks down to a regime of exercise and healthy eating. The chief executive of Camilla had this to … Continue reading

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