Spot The Difference

Posted by GregB on June 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Category Boris Johnson. london mayor, mayor of london

Before They Voted?

Posted by GregB on May 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Category boris johnson, dummies guide, ken livingstone, mayor of london

Boris Tastes Victory

Posted by GregB on May 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Conservative Boris Johnson is the new mayor of London – ending Ken Livingstone’s eight-year reign at City Hall. Boris was unavailable today for comments after his victory as his PR confirmed he was busy trying to remember where London actually is.

Category boris johnson, elections, ken livingston, mayor of london, victory

Race For Mayor Of London 2008

Posted by GregB on April 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Category boris johnson, ken livingston, mayor of london

Worker Caught Having Sex With Henry Hoover

Posted by GregB on March 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital’s staff canteen. A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the … Continue reading →

Category hoover, hospital, mayor of london, polish worker, redundant, underpants

Boris Under Attack After Stolen Moustache In Iraq

Posted by GregB on February 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Boris Johnson has hit the news again after it was stated in the daily Broadsheets that he confessed to stealing a souvenir from Iraq. Mr Johnson admitted that in 2003 he had lifted the souvenir whilst in Iraq at the time. Boris was less than happy to receive a letter form the Metropolitan Police asking … Continue reading →

Category boris johnson, iraq, ken livingston, mayor of london, police, saddam husein

Amy Wino Wanted By Boris

Posted by GregB on February 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Boris Johnston has lambasted Sir Elton John for not supporting him in his quest to be the next Mayor of London. Mr Johnston was bitterly disappointed that the aging musician could not see to backing him even thought they send each other Christmas cards each year. Brian Paddick it appears is the man who has … Continue reading →

Category amy winehouse, boris johnson, dale winton, david walliams, elton john, mayor, mayor of london

Thousands of police officers to take to streets of Westminster in pay protest

Posted by GregB on January 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

After the recent consternation over pay within the police force officials are preparing themselves for a possible police strike the likes of which have not been seen in this country since the early part of the last century. If the police strike does come about we at Global News Towers ask the question who will … Continue reading →

Category flying pickets, mayor of london, miners strike, police, police strike, prime minister, protest

Boris Denies He Is Not Serious

Posted by GregB on January 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Category boris johnson, brian paddick, clown, mayor, mayor of london

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