3GS Apple iPhone Blamed On Missile Launch By North Korea
North Korea have apologised for the launch of long ranch missiles on their leaders new 3GS Apple iPhone. The new phone has been causing some concern across the world due to its ability to over heat at times. Kim Ill Jong confirmed to press late last night that he had been using the applications on … Continue reading
American Missile Launch Kills Santa On Trial Run
Unofficial reports are coming in that NORAD (North American Aerospace Defence Command) has shot down Santa during one of his many trial runs using one of its defence missiles, possibly a heat seeking missile. Situated in a tunnel driven 3km (1.9 miles) inside Cheyenne Mountain, this facility was designed to track incoming Soviet missiles and … Continue reading
