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Scientists At A Loss Over New Find

Posted by GregB on August 27, 2009 · 1 Comment

Category genetics, key, monkey, scientists

We Ask Is Pete Burns Dead Or Alive?

Posted by GregB on April 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Pete Burns formally of Dead or Alive has stated in the papers that he is in the process of taking his plastic surgeon to court. Mr Burns has for sometime now felt that his last lot of surgery has made him a laughing stock in the eyes of the general public. He tasted fame the … Continue reading →

Category dead or alive, monkey, music, pete burns, plastic surgery

Advertisement: ANL Products

Posted by GregB on February 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Category ANL Products, monkey, monkey tabs, t-shirt

Monkey’s Butt of Smokers Jokes

Posted by GregB on January 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A Chinese company has gotten itself into hot water after it introduced its new brand of cigarettes, Monkey Tabs. The brands logo, shows a monkey smoking a cigarette on the front of the packaging. The WWF have complained to the Chinese Authorities over the matter as they believe this gives young children the wrong idea … Continue reading →

Category beagles, chinese, monkey, smoke, surrey, tar