New House Of Commons Business Cards To Celebrate Expenses Crisis Issued

‘People Are Jealous Of My House!!’ claims MP

Conservative MP Anthony Steen has announced that he will not stand in the next General Election, claiming his critics are jealous of him because he has a “Very very large house!”. Mr Steen, MP for Totnes in Devon compared the current expenses outrage to an episode of Coronation Street. GNT believe that Mr Steen is … Continue reading

D.O.P.E Den is announced

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has responded quickly to reports from GNT that he was preparing to set up an illegal drug den within 10 Downing Street. The PM’s press officer, Humphrey Dumphrey, has announced that the PM will be adding an extension to Downing Street to set up a new Department to investigate MP’s expenses. … Continue reading

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PM in ‘Dope Den’ Expenses Claim!!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE!! GNT reporters have recovered shocking news that Gordon Brown has today filled in an expenses form requesting a ‘Dope Den’ to be built within 10 Downing Street. GNT can only guess at the reasons for such a strange request, considering the public outrage over MP’s claims for expenses. Perhaps the Prime Minister wants … Continue reading

MP Claims ‘Duck Island’ In expenses

The MP expenses scandal continues to role out more shocking claims. Tory MP Sir Peter Viggers admited to claiming £1,645 for a ‘duck island’ for his garden pond. GNT investigators have gained photographic evidence of the alleged ‘duck island’ which apparently shows members of the Royal Family shooting at paparazzi journalists. You can clearly see … Continue reading

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