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Sting Defends Show For Uzbekistan’s President

Posted by GregB on February 21, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Ed: Surely you mean Loot?

Category money, music, sting, Uzbekistan's president

Gay Pride Parade In Belfast Not Embraced By All

Posted by GregB on August 2, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Thousands of people are expected at the Gay Pride parade in Belfast city centre on Saturday. Unfortunately not all embrace such a parade within the city. A representative of the Orange Order who did not wish to openly come out and speak to us confirmed over the telephone, “ I think it is terrible that … Continue reading →

Category belfast, belfast city centre, belfast gay pride, marching, music, orange order, parade, unionists

McFly New Album Possible World Record

Posted by GregB on June 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Pop band McFly are to give away their new album Radio:ACTIVE with the Mail on Sunday newspaper on 20 July. Singer Tom Fletcher told the BBC it was a good way of expanding their fan base and reaching new audiences. He said: “We get to put it into almost three million homes, which is an … Continue reading →

Category mail on sunday, mcfly, music, newspapers, pop bands

We Ask Is Pete Burns Dead Or Alive?

Posted by GregB on April 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Pete Burns formally of Dead or Alive has stated in the papers that he is in the process of taking his plastic surgeon to court. Mr Burns has for sometime now felt that his last lot of surgery has made him a laughing stock in the eyes of the general public. He tasted fame the … Continue reading →

Category dead or alive, monkey, music, pete burns, plastic surgery