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The Curse Of Enron Strikes In Theatre Land

Posted by GregB on September 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Theatre goers were shocked yesterday when they turned up at London’s Royal Court Theatre only to find the cast and crew of the musical “Enron” had disappeared. One theatre goer who had bought two tickets for the show as a birthday gift was shocked to find out the play would not be showing. “We arrived … Continue reading →

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Auditions Start For ‘ Elton John The Musical ‘

Posted by GregB on May 18, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Jade Goody The Musical

Posted by GregB on April 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

” THE CHAV AND I “

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Andrew LLoyd Webber Auditions Hopefuls For ‘Guantanamo Bay The Musical’

Posted by GregB on November 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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The Global News Terrorists Magazine

Posted by GregB on October 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Norton Defends BBC Talent Shows

Posted by GregB on April 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

TV host Graham Norton has defended BBC talent shows like I’d Do Anything after Kevin Spacey claimed they were a “13-week promotion for a musical”. Mr Norton said, ” They are more than that they keep me in my million pound salary.”

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