Martyrdom Not What It Used To Be

The Muslim world waits with bated breath after the current credit crunch has a knock on affect to the number of virgins they may receive after martyrdom. Al Mapha Bin Mapha a leading actuary working on the virgin/martyrdom audit has confirmed today that possible changes may need to be made. “For sometime now or at … Continue reading

Archive News Report From October 2006 : Straw Seeks To Draw A Veil Over Nudity Claims

Jack Straw has denied rumours that he has for the last 20 years secretly been enjoying the delights of a full burkha whilst in the privacy of his own home. Mr Straw MP for Blackburn and currently the leader of the Privy Seal and Leader of the House of Commons has recently been quoted in … Continue reading

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