The New Face Of Chav Is Announced At Last
“The Sweet Smell Of Excess” Available at all Lidle, Netto and Poundland Stores Now
Posted by GregB on March 12, 2009 · Leave a Comment
After an influx of celebrity babies being born with pixelated faces, top doctors both in America and Britain have joined forces to call for a clampdown on such illicit surgery. “Children should be allowed to be seen without fear or prejudice” said top judge Ira Sprinsteen, “ but I have to admit if I ever … Continue reading →
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Posted by GregB on December 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment
“The Sweet Smell Of Excess” Available at all Lidle, Netto and Poundland Stores Now
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