British Comedy Awards 2014 Judges Revealed
WORLD EXCLUSIVE! The British Comedy Awards were broadcast live on tape from Wembley last night. The Writers’ Guild Award winner was Mrs Brown’s Boys creator Brendan O’Carroll. But who are the secretive Writers’ Guild? We have an exclusive shot of them in the middle of their deliberations.
Big Question Asked During Rolf Harris Court Case
Tv celebrity Rolf Harris’s court case continues as big questions are asked of the Australian’s suspected sex offences.
Lib Dem Tough Guys Teach Tories A Lesson….In Blood!
Hard-as-nails Liberal Democrat MPs last night finally fronted-up to their bullying Conservative masters in the Coalition by heroically abstaining from the Labour motion to scrap the Bedroom Tax that their own party conference officially rejected. Bandana-clad rebel Simon Hughes urged the government to see if there should be further exemptions from the tax, … Continue reading
Prince Charles enjoys Camillas new look
Prince Charles and Camilla enjoy their trip to India Related articles Prince Charles, Camilla get a glimpse of Kerala culture (thehindu.com) Musical welcome awaits Prince Charles and Camilla (dnaindia.com) Prince Charles and Camilla arrive in Mumbai (vancouverdesi.com) A Kumarakom experience for British royals (thehindu.com)
Richard Littlejohnson: The Columnist Who Hates Kale
You’ve probably not heard about this Leftist agitator going by the name of Jack Monroe but let me tell you a story… Once upon a time, some lazy clown “Jacks” their job in. Then the feckless piece of dirt, now claiming benefits, goes round typing up some recipes on a computer no less, … Continue reading
Alternative Movie Posters: Pacific Rim
Who Knows What Monsters Lurk Beneath The Pacific Rim Related articles Guillermo del Toro Talks About Pacific Rim’s Formidable Female Lead And The Lack of a Love Story (themarysue.com) Why Pacific Rim Doesn’t Look Like Any Movie You’ve Ever Seen Before (io9.com) What Links Del Toro’s Pacific Rim and UK Soft Rockers Keane? (contactmusic.com) Unbelievable … Continue reading
British Summer Means?
It’s that time of year when the sun is out and the diet is thrown out of the window. Thankfully we have our new Abs to keep us looking in shape. Related articles British summer (xthumbelina.wordpress.com) the great british summer (gorgeoux.com) The Summer Save Up: Ten (or More) Ways to Save $20/Week This Summer (paramuspost.com) … Continue reading
Margaret Thatcher : An Apology
The death of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has caused a great deal of soul-searching at the Rank News. And we feel that we owe you, our loyal readers, a sincere apology. On that fateful Monday, we have to admit that we were too busy getting pissed to come up with the kind of vaguely-humourous … Continue reading
Processed Food found in horses at the Grand National race
PROCESSED Food found in horses at the Grand National race in Liverpool. The Food Standards Agency have announced that they will be carrying out tests at the end of todays Grand National at Aintree Racecourse to prove if speculation is true or not.
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