Prime Minister Brown Confirms May Election

(Mr Brown shows his home to prospective buyers earlier on today.) Gordon Brown today announced a May 6th general election it was confirmed. Mr Brown’s press secretary admitted that the Prime Minister had hoped to keep hold of his Downing Street home for a little while longer. However, due to the slump in the housing … Continue reading

White Wash At Number Ten

Conclusive evidence of white washing in Downing Street emerged yesterday. The photograph below; shows a group white washing over the road. The road, under investigation by an all party committee over spending, is clearly having any evidence washed away by what looks like special workers, who without any insignia are difficult to identify. The road … Continue reading

Disco Gordon Dances Michelle Obama Off Her Feet

Inflatable Faeces Raises A Stink

David Miliband has denied he had anything to do with a recent incident in London. A large inflatable faeces was released from its moorings and seen heading towards number 10 Downing Street. A witness to the incident said that he saw it all unfold and has passed a description of the perpetrator of the crime … Continue reading

Downing Street Reacts To Knife Epidemic

A Bin The Knife wheelie bin has been left outside 10 Downing Street in readiness for the next cabinet meeting. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister confirmed that after the spate of back stabbings amongst Labour Ministers that it was a precautionary measure.

Readers Letters:

Dear Sir, I was saddened to read recently that Prime Minister Brown has continued to suffer from “erection problems” since taking over the top spot at No10. Wake up the media of Britain enough is enough. We don’t want Mr Brown’s erection problems splashed across the front pages of our newspapers. Why it is bad … Continue reading

Brown Telephones Voters At Home

Gordon Brown routinely telephones voters at home to talk about Labour policy, Downing Street has confirmed. The prime minister is understood to ask the No 10 switchboard to put him through to people who have written to him with questions or concerns

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