China Says "Try And Put This Bastard Out"
After months of protests around the world about China’s human rights record which resulted in attempts to put out the Olympic flame,The Chinese Government have unveiled a flame which burns more fuel than a small country. However, under the current ecological climate we feel the flame proves that China really does care deeply about the … Continue reading
Duelling OAPs cross swords in care home
Britain’s 2012 Olympic Fencing Team starts to prepare itself for golden glory in four years time. Jack Smythhurst said that the team are a little rusty at the moment but should be ready in four years providing they haven’t all died by then.
Tibet Protesters And Police In Olympic Battle
As the China Olympics draws ever nearer a protester and a policeman In Kathmandu try out for the Olympic relay team.
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