China Denies Genetic Cloning Has Been Used In Order To Create Worlds First Panda Chess Game.

The First Official CCTV Footage Of Panda Mugging Released By Police

Police at Wolverhampton have today released CCTV footage of the recent mugging that occurred at the weekend. Two teenage pandas walked up to an unsuspecting panda in broad daylight and mugged their victim. The victim who wishes to remain anonymous was left shaken after the incident. Apparently it has caused chaos with the male Pandas … Continue reading

Panda Research Causes Knee Jerk Reactions

China’s notoriously sex-shy pandas are being put through a rigorous “Sexercise” programme in a new effort to encourage them to mate, state media reported on Tuesday. It was confirmed that a Panda Breeding and Research Centre in the south-western province of Sichuan is making male pandas walk on their two legs to strengthen their pelvic … Continue reading

Panda Porn Causes Some Scorne

Kidderminster Zoo has sparked an out cry from animal rights activist after it was confirmed that one of their star animals, Chiang – Chiang the male panda was allowed to watch an adult panda movie. Chiang-Chiang a six year old male panda from China and Beyonce a five year old female panda born in Essex … Continue reading

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