Archive News: North Korean Nuclear Test
So, North Korea have tested a nuclear weapon…allegedly! Reports in today claim it could well have been a stray US missile from the 1st gulf war. “It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve missed the target”, said a US General. Condemnation has been widespread across the globe. In the UK, Tony Blair frowned, in France, … Continue reading
Celebrity Adoption Special Report
The current trend for Hollywood celebrities to adopt underprivileged children continues to spiral out of control. Last night Britney Spears announced that she is seeking to adopt. After the uproar of Madonna adopting a Humpa Lumpa and Paris Hilton, adopting a right old strop due to no one picking up on her trend of keeping … Continue reading
Paris Hilton In Adoption Sit-In
The trend in Hollywood of late has been to adopt children from under privilege countries. Previous years trends has been as we are all aware to have a miniature dog as a fashion item. Paris Hilton who is known in America for her love of trend setting denounced the move in the press yesterday after … Continue reading
Hilton Seeks New TV Best Friend :Search Is Over
Socialite Paris Hilton’s search for a new “best friend forever” for a forthcoming US reality TV show has ended. Twenty men and women had competed to be the 27-year-old’s new “BFF” (best friend forever) on the show, which will appear on MTV. Paris said in a press release, ” People say I am fickle and … Continue reading
Day 2: Al Fayed’s Hamster’s Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists
Dear Diary, My owner Mr Al Fayed has been in the news again claiming that I may have been forced by Prince Phillip to drive the Princess’ car and plough Diana into the Paris Tunnel. Thankfully Paris Hilton has stated in the press this afternoon that she wouldn’t allow such activities anywhere near her tunnel. … Continue reading
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