Passengers Shocked As Ryanair Flight Slips On Ice At Prestwick Airport

Ryanair jet skids off Prestwick Airport runway after hitting an ice patch. It was a shock for the passengers of the inbound flight from Dublin, as the plane had already made a safe landing. However, it slid into a field while it was taxiing to the airport terminal after hitting a patch of ice.A Strathclyde … Continue reading

Public Transport Commuter Shocked Journey Is Devoid Of Freaks.

A 43 year old office worker was shocked today to not be irritated by tramps, drug addicts or mental patience on the no 10 bus from Liverpool to St Helens during his homeward journey. The passenger felt almost cheated of the next day’s conversation with his co-workers when it became quite apparent it was going … Continue reading

Chaos Continues As Passengers fly naked From Terminal 5

Consumer groups have launched a scathing attack on British Airways chief executive Willie Walsh and his management team over the Heathrow Terminal 5 “debacle”. It has been reported today that passengers have been forced to fly naked and abandon clothes in order to be able to board some flights. One outraged passenger said “I couldn’t … Continue reading

Commuters To Get Rail Weigh Stations

Rail passengers, some of whom already have a less than size zero chance of getting a seat, are to be weighed in an effort to deal with overcrowding, it was revealed to the Global News Terrorists Team by a reliable source. The South-easterly train company which runs over some of the busiest commuter routes has … Continue reading

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