Pensioners Shocked No One Wants To Know Them Now The Election Is Over
Pensioners are today recoiling from the aftershock of what political experts are calling; “post election blues” it has been reported in the media. After weeks of frantic pestering from local political parties and their election teams on their doorsteps, they have woken up this morning to a feeling of sad and lonely emptiness. Iris Greening … Continue reading
Britain Fights Back At Nigerian Scammers
Nigerian internet scammers have secretly complained to the African Congress that British people are no longer playing the game it can be confirmed today. Representatives of some of the worlds worst internet scammers, embezzlers and cheats are disgruntled over the increase in email scams hitting their in boxes from Britain. They are furious at the … Continue reading
Police Wrong Footed In Hospital Gun Incident.
A hospital in America was locked down when armed police searched the building after a member of the public reported that a man had walked into the building with a deadly assault rifle.The ‘assault rifle’ turned out to be a prosthetic leg though police have not confirmed what caliber of leg it may have been. … Continue reading
British Gas Profits Jumps By Gazillions
Energy supplier British Gas has declared extraordinary annual profits in its latest report. When asked about how they could justify these enormous profits a spokes man said “that old people would simply need to get used to the idea that if they did not pay their gas bill they would go to prison”. The comments … Continue reading
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