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Heroin-addicted elephant leaves rehab

Posted by GregB on September 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A former drug-addicted elephant has been pronounced clean after a emerging from a three-year detox programme. The four-year-old bull elephant, called either ‘Big Brother’ or ‘Xiguang‘, was captured in 2005 in southwest China by traders who used bananas spiked with heroin to control him.After police arrested the traders and freed Xiguang a few months later, … Continue reading →

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