Syria Crisis Escalates

As Syrian crisis continues John Kerry confirms greater resolve is needed to fight Asad’s regime. Related articles U.S. Secretary of State: Several years may be required for political settlement of crisis ( John Kerry on Syria: Assad has one week to hand over chemical weapons arsenal and avoid attack ( Syria crisis: latest ( Kerry … Continue reading

Margaret Thatcher : An Apology

The death of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has caused a great deal of soul-searching at the Rank News. And we feel that we owe you, our loyal readers, a sincere apology. On that fateful Monday, we have to admit that we were too busy getting pissed to come up with the kind of vaguely-humourous … Continue reading

George Osborne Explains Confusion Over Disabled Parking Error

Chancellor George Osborne provided more information on his error in parking at a disabled parking bay at MacDonald’s this week.

Amazon To Change Logo After Executive Grilled By Public Accounts Committee

Amazon are expected to change their logo after a severe grilling by the Public Accounts Committee today along side executives from Google and Starbucks. “We’re not accusing you of being illegal, we’re accusing you of being immoral” Margaret Hodge Chair of the Public Accounts Committee Related articles A highly taxing session with the public accounts … Continue reading

Mitt Romney Makes Final Push To Woo Women Voters

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney urges American voters to turn out and vote today with a final push to woo voters.

The Rank News Magazine – 1 September 2012

Oscar Nomination After Clint Eastwood Tals At The Republican National Convention- Rank News Magazine Out Now

News In Pictures: Julian Assange

The Julian Assange Ecuador Embassy  speech cut short.

Republican National Convention To Be Delayed Due To Looming Storm Clouds

  The Republicans have decided to delay by a day discussions at their national convention in Florida because of the threat of Tropical Storm Akins.

The Rank News Magazine Out Now

    In this weeks Rank News Magazine we have an exclusive Todd Akin bracelet offer for all you diehard Republicans out there. Also inside Republican Politicians wives seek answers after further cases of political suicide are about to be unearthed.   Related articles “Pandering To The Stupid”: Why The GOP Breeds Politicians Like Todd … Continue reading

Victims Thank Akin and Galloway For Enlightening Them With The Truth

Congressman Todd Akins and British politician George Galloway’s clarification on the legitimacy  of rape have been welcomed by confused victims this week.  Akins who stated a woman’s ability to conceive her unwanted child proves that she was not, in fact legitimately raped was great comfort to the many thousands of women viciously raped in America … Continue reading

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