Cameron’s African Trip Cut Short By Hacking Scandal

David Cameron’s trip to Africa was cut short this week after the Hacking scandal escalated. Mr Cameron is expected to face an MP’s  enquiry into his hiring of Andy Coulson as his press secretary Related articles Cameron to face Commons on hacking (mirror.co.uk) Cameron Pledges ‘Profound Apology’ If Coulson Lied Over Hacking (businessweek.com) David Cameron … Continue reading

Cameron’s U-Turn Causes Kenneth Clarke Some Pain

After Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke sparked a furore with comments suggesting he drew a distinction between “serious, proper rapes” and others Mr Clarke was back in the news again yesterday. David Cameron was accused of presiding over a ‘total mess’ on sentencing policy after he humiliated Kenneth Clarke by tearing up plans to halve  jail … Continue reading

News In Brief : Moment When Obama Watches Horrific Scenes

Eric Pickles Confused Over Libyan Fly Zone

Eric Pickles MP, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government voiced his concerns over the news of a continuing No Pie Zone by NATO forces in Libya this week. Upon Hearing that he had made a mistake he quickly ordered 25 steak and Kidney Pies and a half-dozen Scotch Pies to celebrate. (Original Idea … Continue reading

That Lib Dem Conference In Photo

Well that’s unanimous then!

Special Investigation : What Does Nick Clegg Actually Do? Secret Diaries Reveal All

With the Prime Minister David Cameron being out of the country this week as he tours the Middle East flogging shooters, the spotlight has fallen on the Deputy PM, who is supposedly ‘minding the shop’ in the meantime. Yet today it transpired that Mr. Clegg has decided to take the rest of the week off, … Continue reading

Government Forced To Make U-Turn On School Sports

Michael Gove was forced to stand outside the Prime Ministers room today after he was forced to make a U-turn over the governments school sports policy. Tory Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, suffered great embarrassment in back-tracking over his pledge to bin Labour’s flagship school sports programme. The 43-year-old revealed he would now restore almost … Continue reading

Coalition To Tackle Deficit By Going On TV Gameshows

Following the surprising news that Business Secretary Vince Cable is to appear on the Christmas special edition of the hit BBC reality show Strictly Come Dancing, we can exclusively reveal that he is not the only government minister to try his luck at TV. We have received a copy of a Top Secret memo sent by … Continue reading

Jeffrey Archer Defects To Labour Party

  Controversial Conservative peer Lord Jeffrey Archer has today announced that he is quitting the Tories and joining the Labour Party. The millionaire novelist’s shock decision is thought to have come about as a result of the news that earlier this week many backbench Labour MPs angrily attacked the Party’s Deputy Leader Harriet Harman for … Continue reading

Osborne to Cut Our Hair!

  The government finally revealed the results of their hotly-anticipated spending review today and one cut overshadowed all others; the cut to every Briton’s hair!

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