Qur’an-Burning Dipshit Offers to Fight Afghan War On His Own
The controversial Pastor Terry Jones, who plans to stage a Qur’an burning day to mark the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, has today offered to make an astonishing sacrifice to salvage his ‘event’.
Hands Off Our Insurance Companies Salaries
Tens of thousands of people have marched from the White House to Capitol Hill in Washington to protest against Barack Obama’s healthcare reforms. Protesters attacked Mr Obama’s administration for what it called out-of-control spending – on healthcare. “We love our country so why change our health care when we rich love it just the way … Continue reading
Obama Urges Shift In Russia Ties
President Barack Obama said Russia and the US are not “destined to be antagonists” and hopes that a change in Russian ties can be made. President Medvedev confirmed that he had nearly worn a naked Hula Girl tie for his meeting with President Obama. Diplomats on both sides have confirmed that the fall out from … Continue reading
NASA Confirms Child Pleasing Experiment To Commence
President Obama, keen to dispel rumours that he is doing nothing but sitting on his ass, was pleased to announce that once the crew on space shuttle Atlantis has completed its work repairing the arm of the Hubble telescope it will carry out an important experiment that could benefit the world. NASA he confirmed will … Continue reading
World Leaders Thankful Swine Flu Has Taken Economic Crisis Off Font Pages.
Today world leaders spoke out about the possible Swine Flu Pandemic. At a secret meeting held within a germ free environment, world leaders gathered to discuss the on going fear over Swine Flu. They also thanked their collective god’s that something had removed the global economic crisis away from the front pages of every tabloid … Continue reading
