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US Governments Bail-Out Plan Hits A Snag

Posted by GregB on September 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Category america, financial crisis, george bush, president, president bush

The Worlds Leader Puts America In The Picture

Posted by GregB on September 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

President George W Bush has said that legislators will “rise to the occasion” and pass the Wall Street rescue plan. In a statement he said that there are still disagreements because, “the proposal is big and the reason it’s big is because it’s a big problem”. By Lance Spelling

Category big problem, george bush, president, USA, wall street

Bush Gives McCain His Blessing

Posted by GregB on September 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Category george bush, john mccain, little league baseball, president, presidential race

George Bush Squares Up To Vladimir Putin Over Georgia

Posted by GregB on August 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Yee Haw Yee Haw is echoing around the White House as Barmy George gets a last chance to vaporise humanity.Our source within the White House said “Oh Sh*t.” Duck and Cover. By SLAP

Category george bush, humanity, president, russia, white house

George Bush Tells Russia To Lay Off Georgia.

Posted by GregB on August 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Category crisis, george bush, georgia, hands off, president, russia

Bush Joins The Tush Slapping Championship At Beijing Olympics

Posted by GregB on August 9, 2008 · 1 Comment

Mr Bush took time out from it all and enjoyed the delights of the Beijing Olympics. It looked to all the world that President Bush was concentrating on bringing home the Gold for his country even if it was such a painful experience for him?????

Category beijing 2008, china, george bush, president, tush slapping

George Bush In Off Shore Drilling Boob

Posted by GregB on August 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment

President Bush made another of his famous goofs yesterday when questioned on his views regarding off shore drilling. Mr Bush said that he was happy with his current dental plan and had no need to seek treatment outside of the country.

Category dental plans, dentist, george bush, goofs, off shore drilling, president, white house

McCain: A Stair Lift To The White House?

Posted by GregB on August 2, 2008 · Leave a Comment

John McCain has recently stated that Barack Obama was too young to be the next President. However, some in the media have in fact recently been accusing senator McCain himself of being far too old for the job. John McCain has as expected in the press, strenuously denied he is too old for the job. … Continue reading →

Category barack obama, crown prosecution agency, john mccain, president, stair lifts, too old, too young, white house

Celebrity Adoption Special Report

Posted by GregB on June 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The current trend for Hollywood celebrities to adopt underprivileged children continues to spiral out of control. Last night Britney Spears announced that she is seeking to adopt. After the uproar of Madonna adopting a Humpa Lumpa and Paris Hilton, adopting a right old strop due to no one picking up on her trend of keeping … Continue reading →

Category adoption, britney spears, clown baby, clowns, george bush, hollywood, madonna, paris hilton, president

Bill And Hillary Clinton To Star In Movie Remake?

Posted by GregB on May 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

News has hit the Global News Terrorists front desk that the Clintons are to appear in the remake of Harold and Maude. Hollywood insiders have claimed that Bill and Hillary plan to go into acting should Hillary fail to get the Democrats vote against Barack Obama during the presidential nominations this year. Bill Clinton who … Continue reading →

Category barack obama, bill clinton, harold and maude, hillary clinton, hollywood, president, presidential debate