The Worlds Leader Puts America In The Picture
President George W Bush has said that legislators will “rise to the occasion” and pass the Wall Street rescue plan. In a statement he said that there are still disagreements because, “the proposal is big and the reason it’s big is because it’s a big problem”. By Lance Spelling
George Bush Squares Up To Vladimir Putin Over Georgia
Yee Haw Yee Haw is echoing around the White House as Barmy George gets a last chance to vaporise humanity.Our source within the White House said “Oh Sh*t.” Duck and Cover. By SLAP
Bush Joins The Tush Slapping Championship At Beijing Olympics
Mr Bush took time out from it all and enjoyed the delights of the Beijing Olympics. It looked to all the world that President Bush was concentrating on bringing home the Gold for his country even if it was such a painful experience for him?????
George Bush In Off Shore Drilling Boob
President Bush made another of his famous goofs yesterday when questioned on his views regarding off shore drilling. Mr Bush said that he was happy with his current dental plan and had no need to seek treatment outside of the country.
Celebrity Adoption Special Report
The current trend for Hollywood celebrities to adopt underprivileged children continues to spiral out of control. Last night Britney Spears announced that she is seeking to adopt. After the uproar of Madonna adopting a Humpa Lumpa and Paris Hilton, adopting a right old strop due to no one picking up on her trend of keeping … Continue reading
