Alternative Movie Posters:The Deer Hunter

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Government Forced To Make U-Turn On School Sports

Michael Gove was forced to stand outside the Prime Ministers room today after he was forced to make a U-turn over the governments school sports policy. Tory Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, suffered great embarrassment in back-tracking over his pledge to bin Labour’s flagship school sports programme. The 43-year-old revealed he would now restore almost … Continue reading

Suspected Road Sweepers Accussed Of Sweeping

After last weekend’s dramatic raids by Anti-Terrorist Units on suspected road cleaners, the Metropolitan Police have called for diligence by the general public. In a series of raids on a council depot in the capital as well as homes of the suspects, police took away various items in clear plastic bags. These items we are … Continue reading

Brokeback Coalition Outed By David Davis

David Cameron was last night facing a mounting backlash over his power deal with Nick Clegg after Conservative MP David Davis allegedly ridiculed the partnership as the ‘Brokeback Coalition’. The Right-winger won the private backing of some Tory MPs after reportedly comparing the link-up with the Liberal Democrats to Brokeback Mountain, the Oscar-winning film about … Continue reading

Daily Mail Readers Wowed By Cameron’s Ability To Walk

The Daily Mail newspaper expressed its amazement today when David Cameron placed one foot in front of another and walked on solid ground. The incident occurred when the Prime Minister walked to the House of Parliament instead of taking his customary chauffeur driven car. An eyewitness who was busy taking photographs for the newspaper confirmed … Continue reading

Prime Minister Brown Visits Afghanistan

British Relax Assisted-Suicide Laws

Is The PM Being Coy About Chopper Numbers?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PM in ‘Dope Den’ Expenses Claim!!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE!! GNT reporters have recovered shocking news that Gordon Brown has today filled in an expenses form requesting a ‘Dope Den’ to be built within 10 Downing Street. GNT can only guess at the reasons for such a strange request, considering the public outrage over MP’s claims for expenses. Perhaps the Prime Minister wants … Continue reading

New Strain Of Flu Virus Found Scientists Confirm

A new strain of the flu virus is deliberately hiding important news from the bed ridden, scientists have claimed today. The new virus called sneaky flu has only recently kept a sizable lottery win from a Spanish woman in order to keep her misery going a little longer. Scientist from around the world discovered the … Continue reading

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