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Fed Chairman Confirms Recession Likely Over, Well Kind Of

Posted by GregB on September 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

WASHINGTON: In his first speech since he was reappointed, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said the recession is “very likely over.” He based his findings on his vast experience working for the Federal Reserve as well as those closer to home. He announced his conclusions in front of experts and Washington insiders at the Brooking’s … Continue reading →

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Grand National Denies Credit Crunch Cut backs

Posted by GregB on April 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Category Aintree, betting, credit crunch, Grand national, grand national odds, recession

Chester Zoo Deny Making Cutbacks Due To Credit Crunch

Posted by GregB on March 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Ryanair Charges For Use Of Toilet

Posted by GregB on March 1, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Category budget airlines, cost cutting, recession, ryanair, toilet

Queen’s 2008 Speech Addresses Downturn

Posted by GregB on December 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Queen Elizabeth II gives her 2008 Christmas speech. This year she chose to change her normal elegant clothing for clothes that reflect the recession her subjects are currently facing.

Category chavs, queen elizabeth, queens speech, recession, vicky pollard