Parishioner Shocked Jesus Appears In Church
Jesus shocks church goers by appearing during a church meeting and not on a slice of cheese or a coffee cup stain. Congregation at the church which witnessed the apparition were still recovering last night from it all. “It has shocked me I don’t mind telling you!” Mrs Mary Robinson confirmed. “One minute I was … Continue reading
Jesus Arrested At Wedding Brawl
A member of the general public was forced to call their local police station after a wedding at the picturesque resort of Cana, Galilee after trouble at a local wedding. Officers raided the out of hand party after Jesus openly refused to produce a large quantity of wine as promised. Jesus, one eyewitness confirmed, had … Continue reading
Due To The Recession The Three Kings Cut Back On Their Spending This Year
You Just Know Jesus Isn’t Going To Be Happy
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