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Republican’s Reveal New Party Logo

Posted by GregB on September 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Category american politics, democrat, republican

The Global News Terrorists Weekend Magazine

Posted by GregB on November 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Category clothes budget, jeremy clarkson, presidential campaign, prostitutes, republican, sarah palin, trucks

Political Joke For The Day

Posted by GregB on October 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher … Continue reading →

Category john mccain, presidential race, republican, sarah palin, turtles

Sarah Palin Ruins Christmas

Posted by GregB on October 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Category father christmas, republican, rudolph, sarah palin

John McCain Election Campaign Whips Fans Into Frenzy

Posted by GregB on October 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Category john mccain, republican, sarah palin, US election campaign

Archive News Special: American Public Go Ape After TV Debate

Posted by GregB on April 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

We open yet again our archives and reprint this report following the Republican Party’s live television debate from May 2007. The Republican Presidential Debate, raised more than a few hairy eyebrows a Local Kansas newspaper, Kansas City Plough reported. It would appear that Senator Brownback (Kansas), Governor Huckabee (Arkansas) and a member of the House … Continue reading →

Category abstinence, america, American television, creationists, debate, evolution, george bush, humour, News Items, presidential debate, republican · Tagged with George W. Bush, Newspaper, President, Pro-life, Republican, United States, United States House of Representatives

Paris Hilton Receives Top Award

Posted by GregB on March 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Category george bush, paris hilton, republican, top award

Readers Letter:

Posted by GregB on January 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I am glad that the actor and Republican Governor for California, Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out and declared his support for McCain. I too love McCains Oven Chips and I am amazed that both myself and a Hollywood actor enjoy the same taste in food. Edith pickle, Fleetwood.

Category california, food, mccain, republican, Schwarzenegger