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Scientists Move Doomsday Clock Forward To 23:59.59 as Palin Presidential Bid Gathers Pace

Posted by daveh75 on September 15, 2010 · Leave a Comment

The scientists in charge of setting the Doomsday Clock today announced that they were moving it forward to it’s latest-ever setting of 1 second before midnight in response to rampant speculation that Tea Party darling Sarah Palin will run for the Presidency of the United States of America in 2012. The Doomsday Clock is a … Continue reading →

Category american politics, humour, Politics, presidential campaign, sarah palin, satire · Tagged with christine o'donnell, doomsday clock, humour, politics, Sarah Palin, science, tea party

American Missile Launch Kills Santa On Trial Run

Posted by GregB on December 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Unofficial reports are coming in that NORAD (North American Aerospace Defence Command) has shot down Santa during one of his many trial runs using one of its defence missiles, possibly a heat seeking missile. Situated in a tunnel driven 3km (1.9 miles) inside Cheyenne Mountain, this facility was designed to track incoming Soviet missiles and … Continue reading →

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The Global News Terrorists Weekend Magazine

Posted by GregB on November 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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McCain Palin Confirm Their Campaign Has Been Like A Hollywood Movie

Posted by GregB on November 2, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Paris Hilton Denies Dressing Her Dog As Sarah Palin

Posted by GregB on October 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Political Joke For The Day

Posted by GregB on October 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin Ruins Christmas

Posted by GregB on October 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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McCain’s eye on the Maine chance

Posted by GregB on October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Mrs Palin is due to visit Bangor – the biggest town in Maine’s second congressional district – with her husband Todd, a snowmobile race champion whose renown extends beyond Alaska. The southern and coastal regions of the state are certain to vote for Barack Obama. In the north of the state, however, residents enjoy moose-hunting, … Continue reading →

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John McCain Election Campaign Whips Fans Into Frenzy

Posted by GregB on October 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Palin In Crash Course In Foreign Policy?

Posted by GregB on September 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

US Republican vice-president candidate Sarah Palin has met world leaders for the first time in what is widely seen as a crash course on foreign policy. Sarah Palin’s assistant confirmed that her first meeting went well over a Happy Meal lunch. Republican insiders have denied that Palin and the first head of state she met … Continue reading →

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