Archive News:SWOOP ON PUPIL WITH WRONG SNACK IN LUNCHBOX.

A 10 year old boy in Kent was traumatised by events that occurred at school on Tuesday afternoon. The boy in question was about to start his lunch time snack when he was forced to leave the school canteen by an irate teacher. He was made by staff to remove, all that was deemed to … Continue reading

Swoop on Pupil with Wrong Snack in Lunchbox

A 10 year old boy in Kent was traumatised by events that occurred at school on Tuesday afternoon. The boy in question was just about to start his lunch time snack when he was forced to leave the school canteen by an irate teacher. He was then made to remove the contents of his Action … Continue reading

School Report of Jesus Found On Skip

Your Favourite newspaper has come in to receipt of an early school report for Jesus. Top scientific experts have verified that the report is real and after much debate our editorial team along with our legal department have given permission to publish the very report for our loyal readers. Dear Mr & Mrs God. Well … Continue reading

Fat Boy Not Slim

An 8 year old boy weighing 14 stone has been allowed to stay with his mother after a local authority hearing. William ‘fatty’ Foulkes, 8, heard the news earlier today, and celebrated with a cheeseburger dipped in chocolate and lard. William recently lost a stone, but found it again later and placed it back with … Continue reading

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