World Plastering Championships Ruined By Rain

The Worlds first plastering championships held in London was almost ruined after a heavy downpour of rain. Over 2400 people turned up to watch the event but ended up covered in plaster themselves.  Michelle lock who attended said ” once the rain started the event went into chaos i will now have to go home … Continue reading

Woman Admitted To Hospital With Severe Carpet Burns After 12 Hour Sex Session

Man Caught In Sex Act With Picnic Table

An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table. The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio. The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale … Continue reading

Panda Research Causes Knee Jerk Reactions

China’s notoriously sex-shy pandas are being put through a rigorous “Sexercise” programme in a new effort to encourage them to mate, state media reported on Tuesday. It was confirmed that a Panda Breeding and Research Centre in the south-western province of Sichuan is making male pandas walk on their two legs to strengthen their pelvic … Continue reading

Man arrested for ‘having sex with lamp-post’

A 32-year-old man has been arrested in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post. The incident is the latest in a spate of bizarre sex crimes involving inanimate objects.A police spokesman said officers were called to a road in the town of Westburyon February 16 after they received a report of a … Continue reading

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