World Plastering Championships Ruined By Rain
The Worlds first plastering championships held in London was almost ruined after a heavy downpour of rain. Over 2400 people turned up to watch the event but ended up covered in plaster themselves. Michelle lock who attended said ” once the rain started the event went into chaos i will now have to go home … Continue reading
Man Caught In Sex Act With Picnic Table
An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table. The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio. The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale … Continue reading
Panda Research Causes Knee Jerk Reactions
China’s notoriously sex-shy pandas are being put through a rigorous “Sexercise” programme in a new effort to encourage them to mate, state media reported on Tuesday. It was confirmed that a Panda Breeding and Research Centre in the south-western province of Sichuan is making male pandas walk on their two legs to strengthen their pelvic … Continue reading
Man arrested for ‘having sex with lamp-post’
A 32-year-old man has been arrested in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post. The incident is the latest in a spate of bizarre sex crimes involving inanimate objects.A police spokesman said officers were called to a road in the town of Westburyon February 16 after they received a report of a … Continue reading
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