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Girls Aloud Blow Up Dolls Go On Sale In Japan

Panda Research Causes Knee Jerk Reactions

China’s notoriously sex-shy pandas are being put through a rigorous “Sexercise” programme in a new effort to encourage them to mate, state media reported on Tuesday. It was confirmed that a Panda Breeding and Research Centre in the south-western province of Sichuan is making male pandas walk on their two legs to strengthen their pelvic … Continue reading

Heather Mills Starts Spending Her Millions

Man arrested for ‘having sex with lamp-post’

A 32-year-old man has been arrested in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post. The incident is the latest in a spate of bizarre sex crimes involving inanimate objects.A police spokesman said officers were called to a road in the town of Westburyon February 16 after they received a report of a … Continue reading

Fruity Bat Births Surprise Park Keepers

A colony of fruit bats at a wildlife park in Essex surprised their keepers with some unexpected deliveries. Staff at the Tropical Wings park in South Woodham Ferrers, near Chelmsford,thought their Egyptian fruit bat colony was made up entirely of females. But the theory was blown apart in late January when eight of the 15 … Continue reading

Police Crime Line Offers Sex Time Instead

People calling a Michigan state police post got an unexpected telephone message about phone sex. Calls to the Riverport post’s main number were met Wednesday morning with a recorded message saying, ‘Have you been naughty do you want a good dressing down? Take firm action and indulge yourself with the most exciting oral conversation imaginable.’That … Continue reading

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