Weekly Horoscopes 27-30 June 2011

Aries Friends seem to be making plans without you lately which is hardly surprising when your name is Ryan and you play for a Premiership Football team. Leo Feelings that your family have always hated rises to the surface today when your birthday present from them is a one way ticket to Switzerland to an … Continue reading

The Rank News Weekly Horoscopes 01 June 2011

Aries Your inability to be on time for work and the little matter of  your final written warning meeting with management and personnel pays off today when you turn up at your office only to see it in flames. Try to suppress your smile whilst your colleagues scream. Leo Your plans to take over the … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes 7-11 February 2011

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Today will see you in two minds as to what you should do with your life. However, I am not quite sure crack or cocaine is the wisest of choices. Leo Your artistic streak comes to the fore today when you have the opportunity to spray-paint what you really think of your next door … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries: A good time to get in touch with neglected friends even if it is to only laugh mockingly in their battered and bruised faces. Leo: Your family are worried about you and justifiably so. Somehow strapping a bomb to your chest and saying things like “see you in paradise” as you walk out of … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries It would be in your interest to remember the motto forewarned is forearmed. So when next in the wrestling ring remember to watch out for that forearm that is about open your nose up like a burst sausage. Leo Someone who you thought didn’t care for you is about to prove you right get … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Mar 21 – April 19 It’s proving easy to upset those around you today. Try doing it with a smile on your face it will hurt them more that way. Leo July 24 -Aug 23 This is not a great day for starting things so don’t even try. It’s Monday and we know you … Continue reading

Today’s Horoscopes Bringing Your Future Before It’s Too Late

Aries Mar 21 – April 19 Phone calls bring surprises today. There is much you will have to discuss with friends and family after you are arrested on embezzlement charges over the Christmas savings account. Leo July 24 -Aug 23 This should be a very interesting week for you, making a change to an otherwise … Continue reading

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