The Rank News Weekly Horoscopes 01 June 2011

Aries Your inability to be on time for work and the little matter of  your final written warning meeting with management and personnel pays off today when you turn up at your office only to see it in flames. Try to suppress your smile whilst your colleagues scream. Leo Your plans to take over the … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Narcolepsy causes problems this week when your new job driving a school bus on a busy motorway gets a little bit messy to say the least. Leo Gruff looking men keep stopping you and asking you the strangest of questions. It may be a good idea to stop meeting your friends near the area … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Today will see you in two minds as to what you should do with your life. However, I am not quite sure crack or cocaine is the wisest of choices. Leo Your artistic streak comes to the fore today when you have the opportunity to spray-paint what you really think of your next door … Continue reading

Weekly Horoscopes

Aries Another day of deep thought. What emerges is that you are God and all your work colleagues must die. Taurus Another socially dynamic day, it’s just a pity you amounted to nothing in your miserable life and no one will touch you with a bargepole. Gemini Your good looks will fall in to disarray … Continue reading

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