Food Prices Ends Fairy Tale Dream

Posted by GregB on October 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

Local news reports have confirmed today that a witch who was once implicated in the Hansel and Gretel child abduction case has had to sell her cottage made of sugary confectionery. After investigation by the Metropolitan police at the time of the inquiry all charges were dropped due to circumstantial evidence. The reasons for the … Continue reading →

Category cottage, global food prices., hansel and gretel, lewisham council, metropolitan police, sweets, witch

Government In Spin Over Sweet Mix Up

Posted by GregB on March 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

After the recent upsurge in British people being bedridden by the Norovirus the Department of Health has issued guidelines for anyone who is suffering from the disease. Basically do not go to a hospital or your doctor’s surgery, as you are not welcome. Unfortunately an influx of callers to the NHS Direct phone line has … Continue reading →

Category david cameron, e, gordon brown, government, healthy, nhs, sweets

New Blue Tongue Decease Hitting British Farmers is Marketing Ploy?

Posted by GregB on February 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

British farmers deny blue tongue is a new decease but is in fact super juicy sweets that are leaving a giving the blue tongue to their animals. A local farmer, Mr Ted Frottage explained to our paper today. “What with the recent spate of foot and mouth epidemics across the country it’s turning into a … Continue reading →

Category blue tongue, cattle, children, farmers, gordon brown, schools, sweets

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