Government To Infect Citizens To Justify £1.24 Billion Costs

The Con/Lib government leader David Cameron announced yesterday that drastic measure are to be made after it was confirmed the true cost of  the recent flu pandemic. THE swine flu pandemic cost UK taxpayers £1.24billion in a “hugely expensive farce”, critics said last night. However, a report, commissioned by the Health Department, says lessons must … Continue reading

World Leaders Thankful Swine Flu Has Taken Economic Crisis Off Font Pages.

Today world leaders spoke out about the possible Swine Flu Pandemic. At a secret meeting held within a germ free environment, world leaders gathered to discuss the on going fear over Swine Flu. They also thanked their collective god’s that something had removed the global economic crisis away from the front pages of every tabloid … Continue reading

Swine Flu Pandemics First Hollywood Celebrity

Victoria Beckham denies her pig like nose is due to the recent Swine Fever flu hitting the globe. American authorities are unsure if this is true and so are waiting on facial experts to confirm one way or the other.

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