Government To Infect Citizens To Justify £1.24 Billion Costs

The Con/Lib government leader David Cameron announced yesterday that drastic measure are to be made after it was confirmed the true cost of  the recent flu pandemic. THE swine flu pandemic cost UK taxpayers £1.24billion in a “hugely expensive farce”, critics said last night. However, a report, commissioned by the Health Department, says lessons must … Continue reading

Katie Price Has Suspected Swine Flu

Thousands Of Pigs Slaughtered After Contracting ‘Man Flu’

The British Government has admitted that thousands of pigs have been culled after contracting Man Flu. An Expert who works for the UK agriculture commission said the symptoms are easy to spot. They usually start with a very light cold which usually includes a slight sore throat and a runny nose. The male pig will … Continue reading

Prime Minister Gordon Brown Denies He Caught Swine Flu Whilst Abroad

World Leaders Thankful Swine Flu Has Taken Economic Crisis Off Font Pages.

Today world leaders spoke out about the possible Swine Flu Pandemic. At a secret meeting held within a germ free environment, world leaders gathered to discuss the on going fear over Swine Flu. They also thanked their collective god’s that something had removed the global economic crisis away from the front pages of every tabloid … Continue reading

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