X Factor Maloney ‘Chinned A Swan’ Claim Tabloids
The contoversial star of this year’s X Factor, Christopher Maloney, is said to have “shocked his fellow finalists” by punching a defenceless swan in the face, British tabloid newspapers claimed today. The shock revelation follows weeks of increasingly negative stories appearing in the popular press about the Scouse shouter.The latest claim is that the Nan-loving … Continue reading
Westboro Baptist Church Urged To ‘Tone It Down A Little’ By The KKK
The controversial church featured in the Louis Theroux documentaries ‘America’s Most Hated Family’ and ‘America’s Most Hated Family In Crisis’ has today been condemned for their extremist views by the Ku Klux Klan. The Westboro Baptist Church have become notorious for their offensive protests at the funerals of US soldiers killed in battle, whereby they … Continue reading
Doctor Poo : Christmas Special Gets The Gillian McKeith Treatment
Obnoxious pretend doctor Gillian McKeith has announced that she has become a professional actress and that she is scheduled to make a shock appearance on our TV screens this Chrismas Day. The turd-obsessed charlatan, 51, who revived her flagging television career by appearing in the hit ITV reality show ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out … Continue reading
BBC TV Sees Religion As ‘Tiresome Obligation’
Religious coverage is seen as a “rather tiresome obligation” by “secular and sceptical” BBC television staff, a Radio 4 broadcaster has said. Roger Bolton called for the appointment of a BBC religion editor to improve coverage of faith matters. Rev. David Lawrence, East Ham “POPE IDOL” would be interesting. The next time a pope dies … Continue reading
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