Brown Smears – Need For Change
Conservative leader David Cameron has announced his concerns over the brown smears he has had to endure over the last couple of days. We have been notified that Mr Cameron is to seek advice as to how he can clear up the fall out from the sordid business. “I have to admit it was a … Continue reading
Dearly De-Parted
David Cameron has revealed his much commented upon centre-parting at last week’s prime minister’s questions was the result of wearing a bike helmet. Mr Cameron, who normally parts his hair to one side, had a new look for the clash with Gordon Brown on Wednesday. The global News Terrorists Team has to ask itself if … Continue reading
Tories outline plans for jobless
Jobless people will be made to get up and get out of their homes every day to take part in work-based activities, under Tory plans to shake-up benefits. As yet no mention has been made of those on long term incapacity benefit. Under-21s who are unemployed for three months will be sent to employment “boot … Continue reading