MP calls for smaller wine glasses
A top Tory MP says that “Pubs, bars and restaurants should be forced to start selling smaller glasses of wine after a man was almost killed by a giant wine glass”
Drunken ‘Saga Louts’ CauseTrouble Abroad
An increasing number of 50-somethings – known as “Saga louts” – are over-indulging in alcohol and food and becoming abusive to locals, an analysis of surveys shows. Older generations could be risking their health by drinking too much, having kinky sex and engaging in dangerous sports abroad such as bungee jumping. Research shows that one … Continue reading
Tory MP Stripped Of His Whip
MPs suspend Conway from Commons MP’s vote to suspend Tory Derek Conway for 10 days and order him to return £13,161 of payments to his son. The Conservative MP had denied he had done anything as his son was a boy scout and he had merely paid him the £13,161 as part of his son’s … Continue reading
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