Norwich To Be Taken Off The Map In Train Service Move
National Express will have its East Anglia rail franchise terminated three years early, the government has said. The Department for Transport said National Express would lose the franchise on 31 March 2011. Transport Secretary Lord Adonis said the process for securing a new operator would be difficult but he reiterated that the decision was in … Continue reading
Conservative MP’s Offer Andy Burnham Help After Confidential Paper Bloop
Culture Secretary Andy Burnham has apologised “unreservedly” after leaving confidential papers on a train. It has been confirmed that Mr Burnham received quite a few telephone calls from Conservative MP’s looking to off load a wide range of handcuffs after news of the smeargate sex scandal was revealed in the Sunday Mirror newspaper.
Commuters To Get Rail Weigh Stations
Rail passengers, some of whom already have a less than size zero chance of getting a seat, are to be weighed in an effort to deal with overcrowding, it was revealed to the Global News Terrorists Team by a reliable source. The South-easterly train company which runs over some of the busiest commuter routes has … Continue reading
Passengers Try To Derail Good Services
After years of Commuter Turmoil Network Rail Almost Apologises For Getting Things Right. Commuters have complained in their thousands at the shoddy way their trains have operated on time for a change. A number of complaints have been made by regular complainants who feel they no longer have a purpose in life anymore. Network Rail … Continue reading
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