Vatican To Supply Religious Lucky Charms To MOD
Vatican we can confirm are to Supply MOD with protective rosary beads after Guardsman Glen Hockton was saved during a patrol in Afghanistan. This news has created a flood of requests from hundreds of soldiers for their own religious paraphernalia. Christian shops across the country have reported excessive sales compared to previous years and are … Continue reading
Parishioner Shocked Jesus Appears In Church
Jesus shocks church goers by appearing during a church meeting and not on a slice of cheese or a coffee cup stain. Congregation at the church which witnessed the apparition were still recovering last night from it all. “It has shocked me I don’t mind telling you!” Mrs Mary Robinson confirmed. “One minute I was … Continue reading
Vampire movie New Moon condemned by the Vatican
The latest film in the Twilight saga is the tale of a blood-sucker who falls in love with a beautiful teenage girl. ‘This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and, as such, is something that should be of concern,’ said Monsignor Franco Perazzolo, of the pontifical council of culture … Continue reading
Early Picture of Pope Discovered
An early picture of pope Benedict XVI has been found in the cellars of what was the Hitler Youth headquarters in Berlin. The picture appears to show the young Benedict receiving the blessing of the Nazi party on his head from his local Stummpengrummpenfuher. The pope claims he has no recollection of the incident but … Continue reading
Office Worker Reprieved After Jesus Image Appears
An office worker who had previously been reprimanded by his Team Leader after being found photocopying his backside during office hours has had a lucky reprieve it was disclosed today. Mr Denny Aire who has been employed by City Waste Environment Department for the last 6 months was found on Monday evening with his pants … Continue reading
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Fake Priest Caught in the Vatican
A fake priest was caught trying to hear confessions in St. Peters Basilica, a vatican judge claimed. Judge Judi Galiano stated that the man entered the Basilica and did not raise suspicions at first, due to the fact that he was with a young child, a prostitute and Elton John. The photograph you see here … Continue reading
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