Vatican Deny Shroud Of Turin Toilet Paper Being Used In Pope Benedict’s Private Restroom

A Vatican spokesman today denied rumours that the Shroud of Turin’s ancient image is adorned across the pope’s very own toilet paper. When asked to stop back tracking and wipe the slate clean by an overly enthusiastic local report, cardinal Alphonso had this to say to awaiting press. ” We totally refute such blatant lies, … Continue reading

The Global News Terrorists Reviews Vatican’s 10 Commandments

The Vatican took a day off from its normal theological matters last Tuesday to issue its own rules of the road. It issued a 36-page document entitled “Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road” containing 10 Commandments covering everything from road rage, respecting pedestrians, keeping a car in good shape and avoiding rude gestures … Continue reading

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