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Microsoft First Quarter Flop Creates New Sponsorship Deal

Posted by GregB on April 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Obama Team Discusses New Stimulus Plan

Posted by GregB on December 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Prince Charles In Japanese Viagra Trials Denial

Posted by GregB on October 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Health Check For Fertility Giant

Posted by GregB on September 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Experts are concerned over the future of the Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset. For years the world famous fertility symbol on a Dorset hillside has given countless thousands of couples the benefit of its magical powers by providing them with the baby or babies they have so longed for after years of upset and stress. … Continue reading →

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Police Wrong Footed In Hospital Gun Incident.

Posted by GregB on March 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A hospital in America was locked down when armed police searched the building after a member of the public reported that a man had walked into the building with a deadly assault rifle.The ‘assault rifle’ turned out to be a prosthetic leg though police have not confirmed what caliber of leg it may have been. … Continue reading →

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Look A-Likes

Posted by GregB on March 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Drunken ‘Saga Louts’ CauseTrouble Abroad

Posted by GregB on March 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

An increasing number of 50-somethings – known as “Saga louts” – are over-indulging in alcohol and food and becoming abusive to locals, an analysis of surveys shows. Older generations could be risking their health by drinking too much, having kinky sex and engaging in dangerous sports abroad such as bungee jumping. Research shows that one … Continue reading →

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Ken Dodd The New Fashion Editor Of GQ

Posted by GregB on March 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

GQ Magazine has today denied rumours that their new fashion editor is to be Ken Dodd the famous Liverpool Comedian. GQ (Garish Queg’s) a high street fashion bible was one of last years top fashion magazines. A spokesman for the magazine confirmed in no uncertain terms that they were not at any stage even considering … Continue reading →

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Cowell Stiffens At Viagra Deal

Posted by GregB on March 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Young at heart Simon Cowell has confirmed that he was asked by the makers of Viagra to be the face of their new campaign. Mr Cowell 78, said upon hearing from his agent that Viagra offered to give him 1Milion for the deal, “That’s a bit stiff!” Company bosses confirmed that the rejected deal offered … Continue reading →

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