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Pop Stars Come Out In Protest Over Handlebar Battle

Posted by GregB on June 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

An RAF fighter pilot has won his battle with the United States Air Force over the size of his handlebar moustache. Flight Lieutenant Chris Ball, who is on an exchange posting with the USAF in Afghanistan was told to trim his distinctive moustache.The pilot, who is usually based at RAF Lossiemouth, turned to the Queen’s … Continue reading →

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Brown Condemnes Uniform Abuse Near RAF Base

Posted by GregB on March 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Prime Minister Gordon Brown condemned Uniform Abuse at RAF Base in Cambridge today. Some locals it would appear have taken umbrage at the recent state of some of the uniforms worn by young RAF recruits. Squadron Leader, Horatio Bracegirdle confirmed that his men have been subject to verbal abuse by some locals but passed this … Continue reading →

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Navy Files Of 600,000 Seamen Go Missing

Posted by GregB on January 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The hunt for the missing records of 600,000 seamen is yet another embarrassment to Gordon Brown’s Government. Sources within the government say that every avenue is being looked into to find such important documents. The American pop group Village People have denied that they may have been responsible for getting hold of the seaman’s records … Continue reading →

Category gordon brown, government, navy, records lost, seamen, village people