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Alternative Movie Posters:Men Who Stare At Goats

Posted by GregB on May 8, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Category elections, movie posters, Politics, votes

C of E Church Vote Backs Women Bishops

Posted by GregB on July 8, 2008 · 1 Comment

Dr Rowan Williams said he wanted to accommodate traditionalistsThe Church of England’s ruling General Synod has voted to consecrate women as bishops and approved a code of practice aimed at reassuring opponents. Dr Williams seen here on holiday after the long drawn out debate confirmed, ” The vote was a struggle but they got there … Continue reading →

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Zimbabwe names date for run-off

Posted by GregB on May 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The second-round run-off in Zimbabwe’s disputed presidential election will be held on 27 June, the government says. Opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai won the first round, but not by enough to avoid a run-off. President Robert Mugabe said the poll was “disastrous”. Mr Tsvangirai says he will contest the second round, after originally threatening to boycott … Continue reading →

Category morgan tsvangirai, robert mugabe, run-off, votes, zimbabwe

Zimbabwe Recounts Votes

Posted by GregB on April 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Election officials in Zimbabwe have started recounting some of the votes cast in disputed polls held last month.

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Mugabe Reaches Out To Local Voters Again

Posted by GregB on April 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Hillary Goes Fishing And Nets Herself A Big Win

Posted by GregB on March 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Hillary Clinton Netted herself a huge win last night to keep in the race for the Democratic Candidate for the Presidency. We are not sure if the hand gesture indicates the size of her win over Obama or if she is asking her husband former president Bill Clinton for one of his famous hand rolled … Continue reading →

Category america, barack obama, bill clinton, candidates, cigars, fishing, hillary clinton, votes